500 Error - A Server Error Occured

A severe error occurred. Sorry, a server error occured.

Perhaps perl freaked out. It could happen.

Linux and Apache are pretty darn stable, and I always write prefect code with no syntax erors... so I'm going to assume there might be a hardware failure. In which case I'm not even sure how you were able to view this page.

Maybe someone printed it out and put on your wall, I dunno, I'm really stumped by this one... I can assure you we'll put our staff of experts on the case, and we should have an answer by the year 2038...

If it doesn't work by then it won't matter... Contact localhost for further assistance...